Sending out a NES OS

Dec. 7th, 2025 04:51 pm
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Opinions within the gamer community differ widely regarding the ethics of emulation — copying old games onto modern computers where they can be played by using software tools to mimic the behavior of older console hardware. Most video game publishers are strongly opposed of course, and fans agree that the people who make our games should be able to profit from them. But, because of their dependence on aging hardware, games are one of the least-well-preserved of all media types. Allowing pieces of our culture to vanish forever because their "owners" didn't find it profitable to preserve them, for generation after generation, doesn't "promote the progress of science and the useful arts".

And then of course there's this terrible pun.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Message in a Bottle" by The Police
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Lion Eyes

Dec. 7th, 2025 04:30 pm
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The Eagles' original has been crying out for this pun for a long time, and I'm certainly not the first to think of it or mention it, but I may be the first to expand it into a complete story-song. This is a shapeshifting huntress's tale in the vein of "Velvet" or "Golden Eyes".

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Lyin' Eyes" by Don Henley and Glenn Frey
 

Let The Spores Rain Down

Dec. 7th, 2025 04:20 pm
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This one began with just the pun(ch) line, but when I realized what piece of media it could be about, it grew (ahem) into something deeper. Miyazaki's Nausicaa, like Frozen's Elsa, is a bold heroine who discovers a dangerous secret, an inner connection to an unstoppable natural force, and her own sense of purpose on the edge of the wilderness.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Let It Go" from Disney's Frozen by Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez
 
 
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Justin and Nick

Dec. 7th, 2025 04:07 pm
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If you're at all familiar with action adventures or comic books, you've surely heard Justin's name before, but did you know he has a twin brother? This concept was a long time in preparation, and finally took shape in something of a Les Barker x Tom Smith form.

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Goldenrod, Mugwort, and Bittersweet

Dec. 7th, 2025 03:47 pm
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Hekate is a mysterious and complex goddess, associated with magic and witchcraft, liminal spaces, and threes — such as places where three roads meet; or the upper, middle, and lower worlds. I know Her primarily through Her supporting role in the story of Persephone, about Whom more is written elsewhere. Speaking with Hekate around the time of Sukkot, a Jewish (not Hellenic!) holiday which involves the gathering and waving of a bundle of symbolic plants, She suggested to me this trio of weeds, all of which grow wild in my neighborhood. Poisonous nightshades have long been Hers (and bittersweet nightshade is poisonous), and mugwort and goldenrod are associated with the dream realm and abundance respectively.

lyrics and music by Benjamin Newman
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Chochmah Kavanah

Dec. 7th, 2025 03:36 pm
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In Hebrew, "chochmah" means "wisdom", and "kavanah" means "intention", often particularly referring to a statement of intention or mystical formula recited before the main part of a prayer or ritual to set an appropriate tone — so a "chochmah kavanah" would be a mystical formula to invoke wisdom.  Of course it also sounds like a certain classic lounge song...

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow
 
 
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Chat, J’ai Pété

Dec. 7th, 2025 03:29 pm
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According to a meme that has been going around, the name of OpenAI's flagship product sounds especially funny if you know French.

lyrics and music by Benjamin Newman
 
 
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As We Go Martian

Dec. 7th, 2025 03:07 pm
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Having disposed of certain people's ambitions of Mars colonization, let's plant the seeds of a more egalitarian vision for our future on the red planet — a future we can build together if only we keep marching Martian.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Bread and Roses" by James Oppenheim, set to music by Mimi Farina
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Amino Volcano

Dec. 7th, 2025 02:46 pm
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Avinu Malkeinu (Our Father, Our King) is a solemn hymn chanted on the holiest days of the Jewish year, reminding us of the G-d before whom we stand. Modern progressive Jews vary in their relationship to those particular metaphors. This new, um, translation, reveals a surprisingly modern and scientific view of the Source of Life in the coming together of simple organic molecules under geothermal heat.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Avinu Malkeinu", trad. Hebrew
Amino volcano
Molecular tango
Amino volcano, molecular tango
That gave rise to all living beings
 
They say the dawn-soup
Thickened when heated
They say the dawn-soup thickened when heated
And out of that soup we all grew
 
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